Friday, June 24, 2016

Funny Story about Joko Bodo


Joko Bodo and a Beautiful Girl

Hey, this is Esar !


Once upon a time, long time ago, there's a young man named Joko Bodo, he lives in the wooden house in the middle of forest of East Java with his mom. The forest completely far away from any civilization. He spent the rest of his life in the forest, working and living.

One day, his mom tell him to get a few of woods for stock needs about a mile away from their home. In his way to look for the wood, he finds a very beautiful girl lying on the ground beside a huge tree, seems exhausted and sleeping. He's very excited and take her to his home right away. 

Once he get home, he tell his mom, "I FIND A GIRL, LOOK MOM ! SHE'S ASLEEP, I'M GONNA MARRY HER". His mom looks confused,

Mom : where you find her?
Joko : in my way to get wood
Mom : *pinch her* 
Joko : Don't mom
Mom : is she sleeping?
Joko : YES, i'm gonna put her in my bed, and when she wakes up, i'm gonna marry her.
Mom : okay, take care of her!
Joko : i will

Then, Joko goes in and out every 5 minutes to his bed to check if she has waken up. Sometimes he looks at her and looks inpatient to speak to her. He wait patiently for hours but she's still sleeping, he doesn't want to disturb her and keep waiting.

3 Days Later

When joko is helping his mom making grilled meat, he smells something rotten, he tries to follow the smell with his nose, and finding that the smell is from his bed. The smell is from the beautiful girl apparently, Joko immediately tell his mom and they're checking the girl together.


Mom : she has died ...
Joko : no way mom ...
Mom : if someone smells stink like this, it means they have died, same like other dead animal you saw. Then they're gonna be rotten and then there will be maggots all over the body, draining it.
Joko : what am i gonna do ?
Mom : we should bury her
Joko : why ?
Mom : that's what we have to do if a human die, you have to bury me if i'm dead too.


Afterwards, Joko and his mom bury her near their house, Joko feels very sad and lose, he finally learns something about death. 


One day,

His mom is cooking and then accidentally farts, Joko smells something stink and follows the smell with his nose again (this man indeed has a really good smelling). His face stops right in his mom's butt !

Mom : wtf are you doing ?
Joko : OMG you're dead mom
Mom : wtf are you talking about?
Joko : *hold his mom and grab her up and cries loud* YOU'RE DEADDD MOMMMMM, I SHOULD BURY YOUUUUUU ............
Mom : WHAATTT........... ??!!


THE END

yeah that's it for the post
Salam Damai
Esar

Monday, June 20, 2016

Tom Hanks' Best Movies


5 Top Movies of Tom Hanks






 Hey ! This is Esar

Tom hanks is a big actor in Hollywood, but in my opinion, he's the best actor in Hollywood. I think he deserve more Oscar than just two.

The question you may ask is: why top 5 movies? why not top 10, top 15, or top 10.0000 ?
If you're a fan of Tom Hanks, you may ask more, but if you're not, this is sufficient. Yeah, this list is for people who know little or not at all about Tom Hanks.

So here's the movie list of Tom Hanks that i think is the 5 top movies of his carrer:



5. Cast Away

This movie is very sad

A FedEx workaholic named Chuck (Tom Hanks) who travels around the countries stranded on a little unknown island due to plane accident. During the time on the island, he works hard to get help and survive, then he calculate mathematically that he will not be found by any rescuer, except he's willing to stay for tens of years. Year after year he tries to survive and until he decide to sail through the ocean no matter what. He dramatically escapes the island until four years of surviving.

What's interesting about the movie:
  • Chuck has an only friend in the island, not a human, not an animal or rock, but a volleyball which he names it Wilson. He got the ball from the stranded shipment of the airplane along with another item.
  • 1 hour scene of Chuck in the island try to eat and live in the island, that's interesting, somehow makes us to think what to do when we get the same incident. lol.
  • Inspiring scene about how he make and calculate a work schedule to build a raft to escape the island.
  • Dramatic and tearing scene when Chuck loses his friend Wilson and cried when he try to survive in the high sea.
  • Dramatic scene when Chuck meets his girlfriend Hellen, and finds that she's already married.



Genre : Survival, Drama



4. You've Got Mail (1998)

Someone you pass on the street may already be the love of your life

This movie tells about a businessman who has an affair with his own competitor in the book business through online chatting or mail. But they never know each other until they found out that they're in the book business competition. That's what interesting from this movie, sounds lame but interesting when you watch it. It's romantic comedy movie.

Tom Hanks as Joe Fox
Meg Ryan as Kathleen Kelly



Fox and Kelley:
 
" I hear nothing, not even a sound on the streets of New York, just the beat of my heart... "

Dave Chappele:

" I always take a relationship to the next level, if that works out, i take it to the next level after that till i reach that level where it becomes absolutely necessary for me to leave "

I know this last one sounds jerk, but somehow it worth to think though lol.




3. Big (1988)

All of 13-year old boy wants is a 13-year old girl

Nah, this is not for-kids-movie, instead for very adult person who has a very young fantasy.

Flash Synopsis

A kid named Josh Baskin makes a wish to become big in a machine called Zoltar. His wish comes true and become 30-year man (Tom Hanks) but still with 12-year old behavior. His transformation makes him leaving his own house, because his mother can't believe whatever he told. He and his friend then search the machine zoltar to make him become a kid again but didn't find it. Meanwhile, he work in a toy company and surprisingly got his boss heart because of his success in promoting toy for kids. He lives successfully and also establishes love affair with his co-worker Susan. Finally his friend told him that he found the machine, and give him the location.





Genre: fantasy, romantic, comedy

2. Forrest Gump (1994)

Such inspiring movie !

Genre : Drama, Romantic, Comedy


I didn't know what kinda movie is this when i watched it for the first time. Its first scene portrays a strange guy sitting in the chair beside the road with a box of chocolate, talking with other strangers that are sitting with him. The strangers come in and come out as time goes by, but he's keep talking with every person that is sitting next beside him. The movie tells about a retard man with sincere & kind heart and amazing athletic ability who influences some big and important events in United States. Everytime he tell the story, the movie take us to the related scene. The next thing you know is he's sitting not to wait anything or anybody, he just get stuck on the address that he's looking for to meet a woman. Then at almost the end of the film, the old lady that's sitting beside him told him the exact place. And the movie goes on.



Why is the movie so great :
- Showing people that IQ or lowness level of intellectual doesn't affect one's success.
- Its humorous plot but still give a powerful message.
- Tom hanks plays his role so well as an idiotic man, that's why he receive an Oscar as the best actor.
- Its distinct scenes make this movie unpredictable and fun to watch.
- He has a crush on his best friend named Jenny whom he met on the school bus when he was in elementary school, and never has an love affair to anybody else except for this woman, until she's dead. So lame i know, but you'll like it.

Favorite quotes :

"stupid is as stupid does"
A lot of people asking what does it mean, for me it means that people can't be called stupid if they didn't do stupid thing, whereas smart people is stupid if they do stupid thing.


1. Philadelphia (1993)

I think every law student should watch this movie.


Genre: Drama

Tom hanks' oscars for this top two movies did not influence my list in any way. The film is very great and based on true story that tells about an attorney who is fired because of his illnes and sexual orientation.

Flash Synopsis

Andrew Beckett (Tom Hanks) is an lawyer in the well-known law firm in Philadelphia, he is fired from his law firm due to his illness (AIDS) and then sues the firm for injustice with the help of his lawyer Joe Miller (Denzel Washington). But in court, the head firm (Wyant Wheeler) clarify that his illness is not the reason for him being fired, instead of his bad performance on the job especially on the last and very important case that he's been given to. 

In the middle of the trial, Andy collapses and taken to hospital. In the end, Juries decide that andy wins the court, but he died right after that. 

I recall the very logical and ultimate reason why andy should win based on the juries:

" Say i gotta send a pilot into enemy territory and he's gonna be flyin' a plane that costs $350 million. Who am i gonna put in that plane? Some rookie who can't cut it so i can see if he is up to the challenge? Or am i gonna give that assignment to my best pilot, my sharpest, my most experienced, my top gun, the very best i got? i just don't get that. Would somebody please explain it to me like i'm a six-year-old? "


Andy was given a very important case, why the head firm would such a fool to give that case to Andy knowing he's incompetent ? The point is, the head firm is very embarrassed and disgusted that they had a gay and has aids in their law firm.
But the law's being broken, because he's able to do his job well and won many cases for the firm.

 

 

Why the movie is great?
- Represent the gay world and why they should be treated like other human. I'm not defending gay plague, but i defend for the fact that they are human same like us.
- Denzel Washington's great and fantastic arguments in the court and the scene portray him carry the mirror to Andrew Beckett is genius in my opinion.


Great quotes : 
Journalis : But you are gay, aren't you ?    
Andrew : I don't see how that's any of your business. But, yes, I am ! (this one makes me laugh tho)

Andrew : 
"What i love about the law is every now and again.... not often, but occasionally, you get to be a part of justice being done"

Joe (Andrew's lawyer): 

"Explain it to me like i'm a five years old okay ..."

"I don't recall that glorious document saying anything about all straight men are created equal I believe it says all men are created equal"




So that's it for Tom Hanks' 5 best movies,


Salam damai
Esar Abdikar

Friday, June 17, 2016

Muhammad Ali


Muhammad Ali

"Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee..."

 




Hey ! this is Esar,

This is the first post of me writing about someone, and is about the greatest of all time. I don't know a lot about boxing, but this Legend got me in the end. What i knew about Muhammad Ali before is a lot of people call him the greatest, but after his death, i began to look to all of his achievements just to encourage my self to know he's the greatest. After hours, days, and week of watching his videos (matchs, interviews, speeches, etc), i believe he is the greatest athlete in any sport ever. He's not afraid to nobody, he's not afraid risking his career for standing up to what he believes, he's not afraid to go to jail by saying the truth. That kind of mindset and all of his athletic ability of Muhammad Ali, that set him apart from every great athlete ever born. He was the greatest, he is the greatest.



Why did a person call himself "the greatest of all time" before he was the greatest, and suddenly became the greatest of all time? no great people would ever say that, unless they're already the greatest. But Ali, he say it even before he was the greatest, and he knew exactly that that's gonna happen. I think confidence that he build since he was 12 years old plays the big role, he was sure of that.

These are the list every great things i think that separate him among any other great athletes:
1. His influential participation in political views and humanity as well as equality of rights
2. His consistency on what he stands up
3. His fearless to say anything he think is right, no matter what he would risk (life, money, family, etc)
4. He doesn't fear to nobody




5 losses of Muhammad Ali :

1. Ken Norton, he broke ali's jaw in 1973 heavyweight champion
2. Joe Frazier, the first fight between Frazier and Ali in 1971, ali lost via unanimous decision
3. Leon Spinks, in 1978 made him snatched Ali's WBA/WBC heavyweight titles
4. Larry Holmes, made ali failed to snatch championship title for the fourth time in 1980
5. Trevor Berbick, he defeated Ali in Ali's last professional match in 1981.




Source
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muhammad_Ali
http://espn.go.com/sports/boxing/greatest/featureVideo?page=greatest110
http://www.thesportster.com/entertainment/top-25-greatest-boxers-of-all-time/
http://www.mumbaimirror.com/photos/sports/the-five-men-who-beat-muhammad-ali/mumbaiphotos/22751459.cms